Newhart

1 ▶ In the Beginning... Dick and Joanna Loudon purchase the Stratford Inn, a remnant of colonial times in scenic Vermont. Their caretaker, George Utley, and his family have tended the inn for decades. Dick hires a maid, Leslie, and meets their next-door neighbor (and habitual liar) Kirk. The inn opens for business amid myriad start-up problems. Not watched yet 30m 2 ▶ Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A'Mould'ring in the Grave Dick and Joanna learn that there's a body buried in the basement. The Loudons try to get the body moved to the church cemetery, only to find that she was a witch. Not watched yet 30m 3 ▶ Hail to the Councilman Dick gets his hopes up after two city officials suggest he run for town council. Not watched yet 30m 4 ▶ Shall We Gather at the River? Joanna falls through the ice at the annual River Day festival. Dick is on the outs when Joanna blames him for everything bad that happens in her life. Not watched yet 30m 5 ▶ This Probably is Condemned Dick and the gang pitch in to help Kirk get the Minuteman up to code after its shut down. Not watched yet 30m 6 ▶ No Tigers at the Circus Dick spirals into a profound depression after the Stratford is denied in its bid to be classified an historic landmark. Not watched yet 30m 7 ▶ The Perfect Match Leslie's high school sweetheart returns from far off places to ask for her hand in marriage, to Kirk's obvious displeasure. Not watched yet 30m 8 ▶ Some are Born Writers...Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them Dick praises an aspiring writer's work to avoid hurting her feelings. The writer's enthusiastic husband quits his job to allow his wife to write full time. It's up to Dick to secure her an agent and teach her to write, all before their savings runs out in a month and a half. Not watched yet 30m 9 ▶ No Room at the Inn The inn is swamped when 24 guests are snowed in on Christmas Eve. While Kirk tries to keep the guests entertained, Dick tries to find room for a traveller named Joseph and his pregnant wife. Not watched yet 30m 10 ▶ The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet A U.S. Senator's wife checks into the inn and holds a press conference to announce she's divorcing her inattentive husband. Not watched yet 30m 11 ▶ Sprained Dreams Dick jeopardizes Leslie's lifelong dream of becoming a world-class skier when he accidentally falls on her. Not watched yet 30m 12 ▶ The Way We Thought We Were George's old flame visits the inn. Both are disappointed when the other isn't as they remember. Not watched yet 30m 13 ▶ The Visitors Dick and Joanna cant wait for their 'fun' friends to visit, but soon become perturbed after their friends treat the Loudons not as friends, but innkeepers. Not watched yet 30m 14 ▶ What is This Thing Called Lust? Leslie's attractive cousin Stephanie visits Vermont to settle her emotions as she nears her wedding day. Stephanie soon finds herself lusting after Kirk. Not watched yet 30m 15 ▶ Breakfast Theater Washed-up comic Manny Silver visits the Stratford, reminding Dick of the 'debt' he owes Manny for starting his writing career. Manny shames Dick into letting him perform in the inn, over Joanna's strenuous objections. Not watched yet 30m 16 ▶ Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose Kirk goes into the hospital for surgery to remove a foreign object from his nose, leaving Larry, Darryl and a very svelte Darryl in charge of the cafe. Dick and Joanna, about to go to New York for a writer's conference have to bail out the boys when an unexpected crowd turns up at the cafe. Not watched yet 30m 17 ▶ A View from the Bench Dick, Kirk, and George go to Boston to use their bench passes for a Celtics game. Dick loses his pass. Meanwhile, Leslie and Joanna wait at the inn for incoming guest, Daniel J. Travanti. Not watched yet 30m 18 ▶ The Boy Who Cried Goat When Kirk's cafe is robbed, his history of deception comes back to haunt him as the insurance investigator refuses to believe his story. Not watched yet 30m 19 ▶ Heaven Knows Mr. Utley George is the town laughingstock when he claims to have spied an UFO. Not watched yet 30m 20 ▶ You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You Dick inadvertently insults Joanna, calling her a homebody. Joanna takes a job with a travel agency in an attempt to assert herself. Not watched yet 30m 21 ▶ Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have Kirk's grandmother visits on the same night he finally gets a date with Leslie. Not watched yet 30m 22 ▶ I Enjoy Being a Guy Dick loves being 'just one of the guys' when Chester and Jim invite him to join their golf foursome. Dick is distressed to find that their gambling habit and lousy golfing abilities make him the big winner. Dick tries to figure out a way to give the money back without breaking 'the guy code'. Not watched yet 30m