Two and a Half Men

1 ▶ Pilot Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him. Not watched yet 23m 2 ▶ Big Flappy Bastards Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things. Not watched yet 21m 3 ▶ Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father. Not watched yet 21m 4 ▶ If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice. Not watched yet 21m 5 ▶ The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes. Not watched yet 19m 6 ▶ Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid. Not watched yet 21m 7 ▶ If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Not watched yet 21m 8 ▶ Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Not watched yet 19m 9 ▶ Phase One, Complete Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Not watched yet 21m 10 ▶ Merry Thanksgiving Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Not watched yet 21m 11 ▶ Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image. Not watched yet 20m 12 ▶ Camel Filters and Pheromones Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Not watched yet 21m 13 ▶ Sarah Like Puny Alan Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Not watched yet 20m 14 ▶ I Can't Afford Hyenas Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Not watched yet 21m 15 ▶ Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems. Not watched yet 21m 16 ▶ That Was Saliva, Alan Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him. Not watched yet 21m 17 ▶ Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital. Not watched yet 20m 18 ▶ An Old Flame with a New Wick Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man. Not watched yet 21m 19 ▶ I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own. Not watched yet 19m 20 ▶ Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist. Not watched yet 21m 21 ▶ No Sniffing, No Wowing Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario. Not watched yet 21m 22 ▶ My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure. Not watched yet 21m 23 ▶ Just Like Buffalo When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie. Not watched yet 21m 24 ▶ Can You Feel My Finger? Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas. Not watched yet 21m