Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

1 ▶ Super Mario Rescues the Princess Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss. Not watched yet 2m 2 ▶ A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid. Not watched yet 1m 3 ▶ Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff". Not watched yet 1m 4 ▶ Adopted Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born. Not watched yet 2m 5 ▶ A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future. Not watched yet 1m 6 ▶ Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents' Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny. Not watched yet 1m 7 ▶ A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption. Not watched yet 2m 8 ▶ Cat Staff Meeting A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball. Not watched yet 1m 9 ▶ Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster Not watched yet 1m 10 ▶ Marital Troubles A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment. Not watched yet 1m 11 ▶ Jeff Goldblum Wafers Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk. Not watched yet 1m 12 ▶ Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu Not watched yet 1m 13 ▶ The Frog Prince The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong. Not watched yet 1m 14 ▶ Monkeys Talk About Religion A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus". Not watched yet 1m 15 ▶ Mountain Climber A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married. Not watched yet 1m 16 ▶ Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner. Not watched yet 1m 17 ▶ Mad Cow Disease A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news. Not watched yet 1m 18 ▶ The Bartender Says... Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke. Not watched yet 1m 19 ▶ Backstage with Bob Dylan Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert. Not watched yet 1m 20 ▶ Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission. Not watched yet 1m 21 ▶ Beavers: Assholes of the Forest Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest. Not watched yet 1m 22 ▶ Things You Never Hear This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears. Not watched yet 2m 23 ▶ A Trip to the Psychiatrist A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist. Not watched yet 1m 24 ▶ AIDS Patient Zero A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped. Not watched yet 2m 25 ▶ Name That Animal Penis! A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined. Not watched yet 2m 26 ▶ Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?" Not watched yet 2m 27 ▶ Sex with... #1 A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist Not watched yet 1m 28 ▶ A Fat Guy Working Out A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich. Not watched yet 1m 29 ▶ A Gay Knight A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed. Not watched yet 1m 30 ▶ A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas. Not watched yet 1m 31 ▶ Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it. Not watched yet 3m 32 ▶ Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on. Not watched yet 2m 33 ▶ Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town. Not watched yet 1m 34 ▶ He Who Lives in a Glass House... A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors. Not watched yet 2m 35 ▶ Sex with... #2 Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime Not watched yet 1m 36 ▶ Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby. Not watched yet 1m 37 ▶ The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests... Not watched yet 2m 38 ▶ Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? To have sexual relations with your mother. Not watched yet 1m 39 ▶ Sex with... #3 The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep Not watched yet 1m 40 ▶ Dirty Vaudeville Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town. Not watched yet 1m 41 ▶ Fat Jesus Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex. Not watched yet 2m 42 ▶ Dracula Meets Magic Johnson Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions. Not watched yet 1m 43 ▶ The Sneeze Throw-Up Exactly what it says on the tin... Not watched yet 1m 44 ▶ The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out. Not watched yet 1m 45 ▶ Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds. Not watched yet 1m 46 ▶ Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach. Not watched yet 1m 47 ▶ Small Talk with Aunt Helen Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake. Not watched yet 1m 48 ▶ Marie Antoinette's Notepad We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake". Not watched yet 1m 49 ▶ Sheep Shearing A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him. Not watched yet 2m 50 ▶ What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea. Not watched yet 1m